"Isn't there anyone [beat] who knows what Christmas is all about?!"
"Sure, uh... Charlie Brown. I can, uh, tell you... what Christmas is all about.
Uh, lights, please?
Let me be clear: there were, in that same country, shepherds. abiding in their fields, keeping watch over their flocks by night..."
Anyhoo, I don't think if Charles Schultz had studied 21st Century consumer trends and personally cast a group of kids with attitudes towards Christmas as much like Lucy ("I never get what I really want: real estate") or Sally ("All I want is my fair share. All I want [breathe] is what I have coming to me") as can be found, he could have set up and scripted this mayonnaise:
I actually prefer the unedited transcript. This exchange reads better than it sounds. A tip of the hat to Kotaku anyway, since that's where I saw this first.
If I don't post again in the next day or two, Merry Christmas, everybody.
If you're looking for something Christmassy, you should know that someone has posted the entirety of A Muppet Family Christmas on YouTube in HD. Enjoy!